Mix CD: Music of the 99%

1. Darkest Hour - The Sadist Nation
2. Crestfallen - Nine to Five RSVP
3. Every Time I Die - Enter Without Knocking and Notifying the Police
4. Every Time I Die - The Logic of Crocodiles
5. Refused - Protest Song '68
6. Leftover Crack - Gang Control
7. Thrice - Cold Cash and Colder Hearts
8. Thursday - For the Workforce, Drowning
9. Rage Against the machine - The Ghost of Tom Joad (Bruce Springsteen cover)
10. Fear Factory - Securitron (Police State 2000)
11. Propagandhi - Purina Hall of Fame
12. Against Me! - What We Worked For
13. Bruce Springsteen - We Shall Overcome
14. The Beatles - Revolution 1
15. On the Strings Of - Brick By Brick
16. This Is My Fist! - Voice from Occupationland
17. Aus Rotten - Welfare Recipients
18. Refused - Deadly Rhythm
19. The Assistant - 93,800 Hours

Boner Jamz '11

1. Baroness - Ogeechee Hymnal
2. Baroness - A Horse Called Golgotha
3. Envy - A Far-Off Reason
4. Elliott - Voices
5. Elliott - Calm Americans
6. Far - Bury White
7. Deftones - Around the Fur
8. Sevendust - Grasp
9. Alice In Chains - Would?
10. Stone Temple Pilots - Down
11. Queens of the Stone Age - Song for the Dead
12. Radiohead - Myxomatosis
13. Adele - Rumour Has It
14. Kanye West - Slow Jamz
15. (hed) PE - Bartender
16. Jimi Hendrix - Red House (Live from Woodstock)
17. Led Zeppelin - Black Dog
18. A Perfect Circle - The Package
19. Nine Inch Nails - Somewhat Damaged

Thrice-Happy

October 7th - THRICE @ Revolution

here's what Thrice would play in my utopian fantasy world:

1. Lullaby
2. The Weight of Glory
3. Yellow Belly
4. Burn the Fleet
5. Flags of Dawn
6. Broken Lungs
7. Daedalus
8. The Earth Will Shake
9. Hold Fast Hope
10. Talking Through Glass/We Move Like Swingsets
11. Come All You Weary
12. Open Water
13. Lost Continent
14. The Whaler
15. Red Sky
16. Music Box
17. Like Moths to Flame
18. Backdraft
19. The Weight
20. Trust
21. The Melting Point of Wax
22. All That's Left
23. Silhouette
24. The Artist In the Ambulance
25. Cold Cash and Colder Hearts
26. Kill Me Quickly
27. To Awake and Avenge the Dead
28. Deadbolt
29. For Miles
30. Beggars

The more of these they play, the more epic this show will be...

30 Days

So it seems there's a new trend going around Facebook. It's called 30 Day Song Challenge. Basically the idea is that you post a video every day according to the list of songs you're meant to select (found by clicking on "Rules"). As I was reading this list, I felt remiss at the idea of posting these videos and not offering any explanation as to why each fits into its given category. There are plenty of good stories behind more than a few of these songs, at least for me. For the purposes of this blog entry, I tried to, whenever possible, avoid boring videos of just the song over some pictures. Many of them are live versions, some music videos, a few special versions, and a couple of the aforementioned boring videos. Some I didn't bother posting videos for for what should be obvious reasons.

day 01 - your favorite song - Thrice - For Miles


It wasn't long ago that I'd have had a hard time even putting a four-minute song with a pop song structure in my top ten songs of all time. This song is an aberration. It may be the only song that I like more every time I hear it and it's one of the few I never get tired of. I've always been a sucker for songs with powerful "moments" and this one is basically one big four-minute and twenty-seven-second moment. The opening piano. The epic choruses. The passionately optimistic lyrics. The soaring bridge. The thunderous outro. It's all over much too quickly for a four-and-a-half-minute song but the impact it has is never gone.

day 02 - your least favorite song - Weezer - Beverly Hills


"Least favorite song" is an interesting category to me. There are tons of songs I truly loathe more than "Beverly Hills"--in fact, it's kinda catchy and I'll jam to it if someone puts it on. What makes this my least favorite song is what it represents. It's an absolutely awful song, to be sure, but it was written by a band that has written some of my all time favorite songs and two of my all time favorite albums. Considering how their fall from grace happened, it's hard to fault Rivers or the rest of the band for what they've become. Cuomo himself admitted in an interview on DirecTV that after the critical and popular failure of Pinkerton, he became extremely distraught and took some time off to "figure out how to write songs that will make people happy again." He talked about how he felt responsible for (seemingly, at the time) killing Weezer by making this incredibly self-indulgent record. So while I want to be mad at Weezer for turning into shit, I'm really mad at the consumers for not understanding or appreciating the brilliance of Pinkerton in its time and causing Rivers to have a nervous breakdown and start writing songs to placate people.

day 03 - a song that makes you happy - Radiohead - No Surprises


If this song can't make you smile then you've got a seriously rough life. Not only is this one of the most peacefully serene songs ever written but the lyrics are both comforting and empowering as well. "You look so tired-unhappy," it empathizes. "Bring down your government," it urges you, assuring you that "they don't speak for us." Also, for such a soothing song, it has a somewhat deceptive amount of momentum in a few key spots. The cascading choruses move like ice skaters and the key-changing bridge crescendos subtly into a joyful explosion. To me, this really is one of the best songs ever written and definitely one of the most joyous.

day 04 - a song that makes you sad - Incubus - I Miss You (acoustic)


The only way this song could possibly not make you sad is if you've never been in love or even really liked someone and you've never missed someone either. If you've ever been in love with someone who didn't love you back then this song probably kills you the way it does me. I've yet to meet a person who doesn't have someone this song reminds them of. The stories are never good, either. I put this on a mix CD I gave to the first girl I ever loved for Christmas. She asked me why I chose that song and I said because of the lyrics. Amazingly, this probably wouldn't even make the top five songs that remind me of people--mostly because it pretty much reminds me of every girl I've ever loved.

day 05 - a song that reminds you of someone - Deftones - Rx Queen/Nine Inch Nails - The Fragile



As you can see, I couldn't even pick one. The main reason being that the people they remind me of are equally important to how I've become who I've become, even if I knew one of them many years longer than the other. The first one, I put in a mixtape I made for above first girl I ever loved, which had a note tucked into it with explanations for each song. For this one I put: "I picked this song because I want you to be my girl." Shut up, I was 15. As for "The Fragile", this one belongs to the second girl I ever loved although she should be considered second to no one in the scheme of my life. No person has ever consumed me so completely as she did when we were in high school (and beyond). Both probably had equal hands in forming my concept of what love is, what it means to me, and what I love in a human being.

day 06 - a song that reminds you of somewhere - Stone Temple Pilots - Glide


When I was growing up, my family (mom, grandma, and grandpa) would go to Aspen every summer for the Aspen Music Festival and also to generally enjoy the mild mountain air and breathtaking scenery. Actually, my grandparents would usually stay for nearly the whole summer, my mom and I could only really afford to spend a week or so there visiting them. We did this from the time I was an infant until, I believe, the summer after my sophomore year of high school. Ironically, there's really only one summer where I listened to this song (and the album it's on, No. 4) a whole lot and it was the summer after my freshman year; the summer I met TFGIEL (The First Girl I Ever Loved). I'll always remember that particular trip to Aspen as the most miserable one for me. I had just gotten done meeting all these amazing new friends and TFGIEL and the last thing I wanted to do was leave them all to hang out with my family. I barely ever did anything while we were there that summer apart from listening to a lot of tortured, depressing music--along with this album. It also ended up that she had to fly home the same day I was coming back. I was informed of this one morning in Aspen, via email. Obviously that didn't exactly brighten my mood. That was a pretty miserable trip. Still, this song somehow also reminds me of all the wonderful times I spent in Aspen over the years. I hope we get to go back one of these days.

day 07 - a song that reminds you of a certain event - Darwin's Waiting Room - All I Have Is Me

Really, this song reminds me of a person in general. The same person that "The Fragile" reminds me of. But this one I associate even more with a period in time when she became very upset with myself and some friends of mine and decided to stop talking to us for a period of time. I can specifically remember one night when a mutual friend of ours brought her to my house to try to get her to talk to me but as soon as I opened the door, she turned around and walked away and our mutual friend apologized. Immediately after that, I went to my room, shut off all the lights and cranked this song as loud as I could. And, well, sang along to it. I was 15, ok? Unfortunately, I couldn't find a video for this one.

day 08 - a song that you know all the words to - Propagandhi - Back to the Motor League


I had a friend who introduced me to this band and he always used to say this song is about me. Well, that's a little less than fair. This song is about a great number of different people. It's about him, too, to be honest. But really, the reason I picked this one for a song I know all the words to is because it's probably the most impressive song I know all the words to. Specifically the very end of the song. I also chose it because the lyrics are phenomenal, as all Propagandhi lyrics are.

day 09 - a song that you can dance to - Black Star - B Boys Will B Boys


OK, I can't breakdance. That should be pretty obvious. Still, I can't help but move to this song when I hear it. I love those old school, organic break beats. They just groove so freaking hard. Not that much else I can say about this one.

day 10 - a song that makes you fall asleep - Incubus - Aqueous Transmission


There are so many great songs to fall asleep to but this one really has it all. Delightful plucking on the Pipa. The dreamy, surreal chorus of "further down the river." The delicate ambience of the frogs croaking in the last minute or so (although this video is a live version). I'm craving a nap just talking about it.

day 11 - a song from your favorite band - Radiohead - Planet Telex


In case you hadn't noticed, my favorite band is Radiohead. This is the song that got me hooked on this band. I actually wasn't that into them the first time I heard them but this song is just so epic that I couldn't resist.

day 12 - a song from a band you hate - Fall Out Boy - This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race

Honestly, Fall Out Boy is really interchangeable for about 5 dozen other bands that sound exactly fucking like them but whatever. I'm not posting a video for this because I don't want to subject you to that.

day 13 - a song that is a guilty pleasure - John Mayer - Slow Dancing In a Burning Room


You know, this is kind of on the borderline of guilty pleasure. John Mayer is actually a really fucking good guitarist (part of the reason I chose this video was for the noodling at the beginning). He just writes a lot of really boring, generic songs but every now and then he pops out a gem and this is one of them.

day 14 - a song that no one would expect you to love - Estelle - American Boy


To be honest, I'm not sure there really is a song that no one would expect me to love. Everyone always says they have eclectic tastes or they like a little bit of everything to the point that it's such a cliche now but I really, truly listen to a whole fucking lot of very different shit. This was as close as I could get to something that no one would think I would like. This song is the shit.

day 15 - a song that describes you - Thrice - Image of the Invisible


This song became something of a rallying cry to me personally in the time leading up to the 2008 election and the short time after. I still take it personally for me and my generation because this is the attitude we need to have. We need to be serious about taking over responsibility for making the world the way we want it to be. This song is a constant inspiration to me to keep fighting the good fight even when the battle is far uphill.

day 16 - a song that you used to love but now hate - Kings of Leon - Sex on Fire

The only reason I used to love this song was because it was the only thing on the radio in Ireland when I went there with my dad for about a week and it was kinda catchy. The problem was, they played it at least 30 times a day. This band has a few songs that are better than this one on the Only By the Night album but I've never really understood everyone's infatuation with them. They're just the poor man's Arcade Fire to me.

day 17 - a song that you hear often on the radio - Guns N' Roses - Sweet Child O' Mine

Another one that reminds me of TFGIEL. To be fair, I almost never listen to radio. In fact, the one thing I listen to more than anything on the radio is Beatle Brunch so I couldn't really count that. This is just one of those songs that they'll never stop playing on the radio. They play it on Big 105.9 now which is a trip. "I'd hate to look into those eyes and see an ounce of pain" still gets me every time. Still, I'm not going to subject you to the video as we've all heard this song way too many times.

day 18 - a song that you wish you heard on the radio - Thrice - Come All You Weary


Not only does this band deserve to be massively huge but the message in this song (which is a recurring message in Thrice's songs) is one that should be spread. A message of empathy and caring. This song reflects the band's attitude toward their music in that they want to be a comforting and supporting force in the lives of their fans and I'm pretty sure that's a goal they've accomplished quite well. If only more people in this world had such compassionate attitudes, imagine the kind of place we'd live in.

day 19 - a song from your favorite album - Tool - Ænema


Amazingly, no, my favorite album isn't a Radiohead album. This song also happens to be the title track of the album it's on, although the spelling is changed from Ænima to "Ænema" for some reason. This is far from my favorite song on the album but it's a damn good one and not too long and it has a killer video, which is why I picked it.

day 20 - a song that you listen to when you’re angry - Converge - You Fail Me


This is the quintessential angry song as far as I'm concerned. Not only is it viciously furious but its bile is so narrowly focused and so vulnerable that the impact it makes is massive. This is a towering cyclone of swirling fiery rage surrounding a white hot laser center. The main riff is an absolute steamroller. I know this kind of stuff is a little too intense for most people but anyone who has any desire to experience the most pure and passionate musical anger, I highly recommend this. If someone asked me what the heaviest song I've ever heard is, I'd have to really think about what I consider "heaviest" to mean--but my knee-jerk reaction would be to say this song. This is a video of an early version (two years before the release of You Fail Me) with different lyrics/vocals.

day 21 - a song that you listen to when you’re happy - Jimmy Eat World - Futures


This has to be the catchiest, happiest riff ever written. You can't help but bounce when you hear it. And you can't help but smile at the opening lines: "I've always believed in futures. I hope for better in November." The chorus soars: "Say hello to good times. Trade up for the fast ride. We close our eyes while the nickel and dime take the streets completely." Almost enough to give even me hope for the future. Almost.

day 22 - a song that you listen to when you’re sad - Radiohead - How to Disappear Completely


I don't even think I need to explain this one. If you have a different song you listen to when you're sad, you're wrong, this one is better. What could sum up the feeling of being sad or depressed better than "I'm not here. This isn't happening."

day 23 - a song that you want to play at your wedding - Bright Eyes - Oh, You Are the Roots That Sleep Beneath My Feet and Hold the Earth In Place


I want this played at my wedding no matter who I marry because whoever I marry, this song (hell, the title of this song) will undoubtedly describe that person.

day 24 - a song that you want to play at your funeral - Thrice - Beggars


What could sum it all up better than this:

All you great men of power,
You who boast of your feats,
Politicians and entrepreneurs:
Can you safeguard your breath in the night while you sleep,
Keep your heart beating steady and sure?
As you lie in your bed,
Does the thought haunt your head,
That your really rather small?
If there's one thing I know in this life,
We are beggars all!
All you champions of science,
And rulers of men:
Can you summon the sun from it's sleep?
And does the earth seek your council on how fast to spin?
Can you shut up the gates of the deep?
And don't you know that all things,
Hang as if by string o'er the darkness,
Poised to fall?
If there's one thing I know in this life,
We are beggars all!

All you big-shots who swagger,
And stride with conceit.
Did you devise how your frame would be formed?
If you'd be raised in a palace,
or live out on the streets,
choose the place or the hour you'd be born?
Tell me what can you claim?
Not a thing!
Not your name!
Tell me if you can recall,
Just one thing, not a gift, in this life?
Can you hear what's been said?
Can you see now that everything's graced?
After all,
If there's one thing I know in this life,
We are beggars all!

day 25 - a song that makes you laugh - Flight of the Conchords - Bret, You Got It Goin' On


Just watch...

day 26 - a song that you can play on an instrument - Converge - Heaven In Her Arms


I didn't even have to look at tabs; I learned this shit by ear. Yeah, be jealous.

day 27 - a song that you wish you could play - Between the Buried and Me - Mordecai


I have dreams of being able to play this song where I wake up all sticky.

day 28 - a song that makes you feel guilty - Thrice - Digging My Own Grave


I had a really hard time coming up with any song that made me feel intense personal guilt so I went with something a little more broad. Heaven knows I've got more than my share of nasty habits that I keep convincing myself I'm going to stop soon enough but "soon enough" is a very non-specific deadline.

day 29 - a song from your childhood - The Beatles - Being For the Benefit of Mr. Kite


My mom used to play the Sgt. Pepper album all the time when I was a little kid--or maybe she just played it for me once or twice and that prompted me to want to play it all the time. Either way, I've loved this album from a very young age and that love has only grown and flourished. This was probably my favorite song on the album when I was a wee lad and it's hard not to understand why. This song is bloody whimsical! It's fun and amusing and funny and twisted, just like The Beatles' sense of humor. Another fun memory I have of this song is listening to it while on a psychedelic trip. All I know is, I couldn't stop laughing at this song but it was the most beautiful song ever. The video is the version from Cirque du Soleil: LOVE that combines it with "I Want You (She's So Heavy)" and "Helter Skelter" quite effectively.

day 30 - your favorite song at this time last year - Deftones - Diamond Eyes


I don't know about favorite song but this song certainly is a representation of what I was listening to a LOT of at this time last year. To be fair, this album had just come out but I still must have listened to it front to back about 50 times since it came out. It's coming very close to surpassing Adrenaline and Around the Fur on my list of favorite Deftones albums because it's just really their most complete and focused album, I feel. Maybe most focused isn't the right term, it just seems like they finally found their sound, so to speak. It's kind of ironic because one of my favorite things about their first three albums is that they each sound completely and utterly different and I absolutely love bands that can do that from album to album and still have a sound that is distinctly their own. For Deftones, it seems like after White Pony, they decided this was their blueprint and they were going to fine tune it until they got it perfect and on this album, they've done that.

System of a Down - IZE

As much as I love the System of a Down double album Mesmerize/Hypnotize, I really could have done without a number of the songs from both records. Most double albums probably should have never been double albums. I think SOAD had it right with the process they went through for Toxicity where they recorded somewhere around 30 songs and then whittled that down to 14. However, with the positive response to Steal This Album!, I think they felt like this time they could just leave those songs in and make an epic double album. Unfortunately, they had it right the first time because there's a lot of filler on both albums that doesn't fit in and interrupts the flow of the album. So what did I do? I removed them and reorganized the tracks the way I would have had them in a playlist. I call it "IZE."

1. Intro (Soldier Side)
2. B.Y.O.B.
3. Attack
4. Dreaming
5. Revenga
6. Violent Pornography
7. Kill Rock N' Roll
8. Question!
9. Tentative
10. Lost In Hollywood
11. Hypnotize
12. Sad Statue
13. Lonely Day
14. Soldier Side

new riff (layered swell)

guitar 1

x-|-----7--10--
x-|--578-------
x-|0---->8-->7>

guitar 2

x-|-----32>3>2>
x-|--535-------
x-|0---------->

guitar 3

x-|3---->3---->
x-|5---->1---->
x-|0---->0---->

4:20 mix

This is a mix of songs that are APPROXIMATELY four minutes and twenty seconds...sometimes it varies on different computers...whatever...

1. Korn - Blind
2. Dethklok - Into the Water
3. Mastodon - Colony of Birchmen
4. Bjork - Alarm Call
5. Radiohead - Lucky
6. Modest Mouse - Gravity Rides Everything
7. At the Drive-In - One-Armed Scissor
8. The Lawrence Arms - Your Gravest Words
9. Oasis - Wonderwall
10. Weezer - The World Has Turned and Left Me Here
11. Jimmy Eat World - Sweetness (demo)
12. The Beatles - Come Together
13. Bob Marley - Buffalo Soldier
14. Incubus - Psychopsilocybin
15. Limp Bizkit - Nobody Like You
16. Pantera - Suicide Note (Pt. 2)
17. Slipknot - Pulse of the Maggots
18. Thrice - Red Sky

Stoner Metal Mix

I just put the finishing touches on what I think may be one of the best overall mixes I've ever made and I just had to share...now, I should note, this is not specifically a stoner metal mix in terms of the genre itself...it's just a bunch of cool "metal" (term used somewhat loosely) that I thoroughly enjoy listening to when I'm stoned...the real point is that some of these transitions are really awesome--particularly the stretch from #9 to #13...

1. Metallica - The Ecstacy of Gold (S&M)
2. Metallica - The Call of Ktulu (S&M)
3. Between the Buried and Me - Mordecai
4. Tool - Intermission
5. Tool - Jimmy
6. Kylesa - The Curse of Lost Days (Pt. III)
7. Dethklok - Into the Water
8. Isis - So Did We
9. Buried Inside - Time as Imperialism
10. Crestfallen - Scouring For Any Signs of Life
11. Coalesce - Cowards.com
12. Converge - My Great Devastator
13. Mudvayne - Prod
14. Mare - They Sent You
15. Cave In - Juggernaut

One Song, Glory

Vaster Than Empires - The Ground Only Moves When You Walk On It - 3:01 - 3:40 is the best moment of my "career" as a musician...the one thing I've created that really sounds like something special to me, like something I want to listen to over and over...if everything I wrote was up to that quality, I'd be off to a good start...and I didn't even write that part myself...it came organically during a jam session Reisner and I were having after practice...when I'm famous, that will be a trivia question, trust me...

Four-Way Splits

I was feeling a little nostalgic the other day for the days not knowing any better than to make mix CDs with more than one song by a given artist (not counting mixes of just one artist)...so I came up with an idea: 90-minute, four-way splits...in other words, an equal number of songs (or at least time) by each of four selected artists, arranged for optimal flow...here's what I have so far:

Radiohead/Thrice/Tool/The Beatles (my four favorite bands)

1. Radiohead - Planet Telex
2. Thrice - Daedalus
3. Tool - H./Useful Idiot
4. The Beatles - A Day In the Life
5. Radiohead - Paranoid Android
6. The Beatles - While My Guitar Gently Weeps
7. Radiohead - Exit Music (For a Film)
8. Tool - Pushit
9. Thrice - The Melting Point of Wax
10. The Beatles - Eleanor Rigby
11. The Beatles - Happiness Is a Warm Gun
12. Thrice - For Miles
13. Radiohead - The National Anthem
14. Tool - The Patient
15. Thrice - The Earth Will Shake
16. Tool - Right In Two

The Bouncing Souls/Foo Fighters/Jimmy Eat World/The Lawrence Arms (just four bands that seemed to go together well)

1. Foo Fighters - All My Life
2. The Bouncing Souls - Lean On Sheena
3. Jimmy Eat World - Table For Glasses
4. Foo Fighters - In Your Honor
5. Jimmy Eat World - Just Watch the Fireworks
6. Jimmy Eat World - For Me This Is Heaven
7. Foo Fighters - Everlong
8. The Lawrence Arms - Your Gravest Words
9. The Bouncing Souls - The Something Special
10. The Lawrence Arms - Brickwall Views
11. The Bouncing Souls - Hopeless Romantic
12. The Lawrence Arms - First Eviction Notice
13. Jimmy Eat World - No Sensitivity
14. The Lawrence Arms - The Ramblin' Boys of Pleasure
15. Foo Fighters - My Hero (Skin and Bones version)
16. Foo Fighters - Next Year
17. The Lawrence Arms - The Raw and Searing Flesh
18. Foo Fighters - February Stars (Skin and Bones version)
19. The Bouncing Souls - Lamar Vannoy
20. Jimmy Eat World - Call It In the Air
21. The Bouncing Souls - Anchors Aweigh
22. The Lawrence Arms - Fireflies
23. The Bouncing Souls - Gone

more on this as it develops...

Playlist: Modern Anthems

The other day I was watching a live webcast of The Arcade Fire playing Madison Square Garden on youtube and chatting with my friend who was watching the same webcast. They closed (of course) with "Wake Up" and my friend said to me: "this is the last great anthem." Obviously I took this as a challenge. So I found 84 songs on my iPod that I deemed to be "great anthems" and that were released in or after the year 2004 (the year The Arcade Fire's "Funeral" was released). A lot of them were by the same artists so I made a mix (right in the range of 90 minutes so it would fit comfortably on a blank tape, if anyone's interested) of the best ones:

1. Thrice - Image of the Invisible

One of the more powerful songs you'll hear and one of the best opening songs on an album. The call-and-response gang vocals give me chills every time you hear them. This is one of a handful of songs that really captured the emotion and the significance of the 2008 Presidential Election for me. Not only that but the lyrics read like a war cry for my generation and are sung like one as well.

2. Jimmy Eat World - Futures

If "Image of the Invisible" was a war cry for the 2008 election then this one was a war cry for the 2004 election. Unfortunately this particular war cry wasn't exactly loud enough but that doesn't take anything away from this soaring pop anthem. Another one of my favorite album openers of all time, it explodes from the word "go" with one of catchiest riffs I've ever heard and the infectiousness doesn't stop there as a typically soaring Jimmy Eat World chorus sings "Say hello to good times...trade up for the fast life...we close our eyes while the nickle and dime take the streets completely."

3. Lucero - What Else Would You Have Me Be?

Yet another one of my all time favorite album openers and a perfect third track for a mix tape. This one doesn't soar quite as majestically as the first two but it's every bit as powerful in its simplicity and down-homey style. The stark, earnest crooning of "Come on baby, what else would you have me be?" in the chorus isn't exactly the epic, infectious sing-along that you normally hear in an anthem but the line is so starkly honest and vulnerable that you can't help singing along.

4. The Hold Steady - Southtown Girls

Another awesomely down-homey anthem with a very simple but very infectious chorus: "Southtown girls won't blow you away...but you know that they'll stay." Has a certain poignancy to it, doesn't it? Unlike the first three songs on this mix that open their respective albums, this song closes out the album it's on, and quite appropriately. It also features a totally rockin', infectious riff that will compel your hips irresistibly to move.

5. Drive-By Truckers - The Righteous Path

The kings of alt-country offer up a soulful rock anthem with an almost gospel feel to it, specifically in the lyrics. Lyrically it speaks very personally of every day life and troubles with money. The song itself has a nostalgic simplicity that makes it undeniably timeless, much in the same way that Smashing Pumpkins' "1979" is. This is a song I could see having my first dance with a girl to. It's catchy, it's poignant, and it's danceable. What more could you ask for?

6. The Bouncing Souls - So Jersey

I really wish I could have gone back a few years to 2001 when they released How I Spent My Summer Vacation because there are like 3 or 4 different songs on that album that are all-timer level anthems. The Gold Record has its share of great anthems also (although the best one is a song originally written by a band called Avoid One Thing). I picked this one not only because it strikes me as the most anthemic but because it's an anthem with a message that's very dear to me, which is: "And we want to say thanks to the music in our lives for helping us to survive..."

7. Latterman - My Bedroom Is Like For Artists

The album that this song closes out (No Matter Where We Go) is essentially nothing BUT wide-eyed anthems from beginning to end. Picking just one to go on this mix was part mind-numbing deliberation and part total crapshoot. In the end, this one stood out marginally from the rest--maybe because it has that conclusive feel of a final song on an album. The point is, if you like the anthemic qualities of this song, you really need to hear the rest of the album because the choruses are just as powerful in every other song on it.

8. The Ergs! - Everything Falls Apart (and More)

This, to me, is the band that every fan of New Found Glory or Blink 182 or any of the other megastars of shitty mainstream pop punk needs to be listening to instead. These guys are the kings of nerdy pop punk, firmly planted at the intersection of Elvis Costello and The Descendents. Dorkrockcorkrod is honestly one of the ten best pop punk albums I've ever heard; fresh and diverse but focused and infectious. This tongue-in-cheek anthem articulates a sarcastic desire to be lied to by the girl of your dreams because "the truth hurts much too much sometimes." I think it's something a lot of nerdy, squirrely guys can relate to even if none of us legitimately wants to be lied to.

9. Dillinger Four - A Jingle For the Product

Another band, much like The Bouncing Souls, whose catalog I wish I could go further back into (a couple gems that could just as easily be on this mix: "Doublewhiskeycokenoice", "Super Powers Enable Me to Blend with Machinery", "D4=Putting the 'F' Back In 'Art'", "Fired Side Chat") but this song certainly belongs on that pantheon as well. Actually a lot of songs from C I V I L W A R are worthy of a spot but this one stands out above the others--as well it should, being the first song on the album (and Dillinger Four has always been one of those bands who never fails to deliver on a phenomenal opening track).

10. Foo Fighters - In Your Honor

One more band for which I wish I could go back earlier than 2004 (how perfectly would "My Hero" fit in on this list; possibly one of the great anthems of all time). I was sort of on the fence on whether to pick this song or "The Pretender" but this one is just so epic, the choice was clear. I mean you talk about a great opening song--I would have killed to have seen them live when they toured for this album and opened every show with this song. So profound, so poignant and towering. Then that bubbling riff that gives way to silence...a deliberate breath...and then it explodes.

11. Modern Life Is War - D.E.A.D.R.A.M.O.N.E.S.

It wasn't easy working a hardcore song into this mix but somehow I managed it. I had a hard time deciding between this and "The Outsider" which is a decidedly more powerful song but lacks a real sing-along or hook that would really qualify it as an anthem. So instead we have this song with its mesmerizing closing sing-along (see: song title).

12. System of a Down - Soldier Side

The poignancy of this song struck me immediately and impactively the very first time I heard it. I'd consider it a pretty major feat to listen to this song without getting chills. It doesn't so much have a specific hook as it is just one long anthem...every line soars and the harmonies of "they were crying when their sons left...etc." equal, if not surpass, the paralyzing outro of "Chop Suey." Extremely emotional, epic, starkly moving and, most of all, anthemic.

13. Leftover Crack - Soon We'll Be Dead (feat. World/Inferno Friendship Society)

At this point, we slow things down a bit; ironically, with an uncharacteristically slow song for Leftover Crack, best known for their crusty skacore and punk rock energy. Truly, it was a brilliant move on the band's part to bring in some of their friends in World/Inferno Friendship Society to help on this song because Stza's voice is clearly inadequate to execute this song and also the accordion adds a beautiful dimension that really puts the song over the top.

14. The White Stripes - Icky Thump

This might be the most unorthodox anthem on the list. The big hook is not a melody at all but a wild, hollering chant that you would have a hard time memorizing and singing along to without reading along with the lyrics. However, in spite of not having a catchy melody or being easy to follow along with, the "hook" is undeniably catchy and even if you can't remember the lyrics after you hear it 5-10 times, you won't be able to get it out of your head and will inevitably find yourself "singing" to yourself, something along the lines of "Icky Thump with the bump dumpa dump somethin' somethin' to Mexicooo."

15. Kanye West - Homecoming (ft. Chris Martin)

It was pretty much a toss-up between this and "Stronger" and I figured since I have a Coldplay song on here, why not put this song right before it. Actually, I chose this song mostly because everyone got pretty sick and tired of "Stronger" (myself included) and because the main hook in "Stronger" is a sample from a Daft Punk song and the main hook in this song is just plain better. Chris Martin fits so seemlessly into this song and the beat is absolutely phenomenal. Say what you want about Kanye's emcee skills (and his personality) but the man is a supremely talented producer and it's never more apparent than on this song and, really, on this entire album.

16. Coldplay - Viva la Vida

Anyone who knows me knows I'm no fan of Coldplay. I've always essentially viewed them as a diet version of Radiohead--actually, one of my favorite writers, Chuck Klosterman, has a much better line: "[Coldplay] sound like a mediocre photocopy of Travis (who sounds like a mediocre photocopy of Radiohead)." However, to their credit, on the album that this song takes its name from, they did a lot to distance themselves from the Radiohead comparisons, especially with this song. It has a kind of urgent energy which is not only a product of an ethereal sing-along chorus but also the noteworthy absence of conventional drumming and the inclusion of delightfully artificial-sounding string arrangements (and I say that without a hint of sarcasm; the electric string arrangements add a color and exuberance that I honestly don't think actual string instruments would necessarily achieve).

17. Bright Eyes - Road to Joy

As the song title insinuates, this song is loosely fashioned after Beethoven's famous "Ode to Joy" melody from his 9th Symphony. As you can imagine, this makes for a pretty epic anthem. This is another one of those songs where there isn't so much one great, epic hook as it is the whole song that's a sing-along. There aren't even any repeated lines that will stick in your brain but the melody is so infectious and powerful that it gives a chorus-like emphasis to pretty much every line in the song--and there are some phenomenal lines. Some of my favorites: "So when you're asked to fight a war that's over nothing, it's best to join the side that's gonna win. And no one's sure how all of this got started but we're gonna make 'em goddamn certain how it's gonna end." and "I read the body count out of the paper and now it's written all over my face. No one ever plans to sleep out in the gutter, sometimes that's just the most comfortable place." and, last but not least, a line that pretty well sums up the career of Conor Oberst/Bright Eyes: "Well I could have been a famous singer if I had someone else's voice but failure's always sounded better. Let's fuck it up boys, MAKE SOME NOISE!" which leads straight into the song's majestically noisy climax.

18. Dredg - Bug Eyes

Dredg was always more on the eclectic side than the catchy/sing-along-y side of things in spite of some very infectious melodies--that is, until the Catch Without Arms album. This was decidedly Dredg's most poppy album to date. This fact can be viewed either negatively or positively--on the positive side, the songs are beautiful and catchy with wonderful, dreamy, melodious hooks and textures; on the negative side, the songs are much simpler and devoid of many of the diverse textural and harmonic elements that made Leitmotif and El Cielo such fascinating albums. On the whole, it's a very good, well-written album and its dreamy, textural magnificence is exemplified by this song, with its iconic, delay-saturated, slide guitar intro and its soaring choruses that sing: "Your journey back to birth is haunting you; your departure from the Earth is haunting you."

19. Green Day - Wake Me Up When September Ends

I'd be hard-pressed trying to put together a list of the best anthems of the last 5-6 years without including a song from arguably the most commercially and critically (combined) successful album of the last decade. I certainly could have picked "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" or "American Idiot" or even one of the non-single tracks such as "Are We the Waiting" or even the 9-plus minute epic "Homecoming" instead; however, all things considered (overall song quality, popularity, anthemic...ness...), I think this song was the clear-cut way to go. As overplayed as this song has become, I doubt very many people can deny how powerful and anthemic it is. Also, having seen it live, I can attest to getting serious goosebumps hearing a huge crowd sing it in unison.

20. Far - At Night We Live

The only song on the list that was actually released this year, making it (obviously) the most recent song on the list. At first, this might seem a bit slow and methodical for an anthem but as a person who has done so much of my living after dark, the stirring chorus of the dark and powerful song resonates deeply with me. Sure, it's not exactly full of energy but it's starkly emotional and the exuberance in the lyrics and the melody can't be overstated. I also love how the mood of the song matches the subject material; the song truly resonates the energy of an exciting night full of dizzying possibilities.

21. Baroness - Ogeechee Hymnal/A Horse Called Golgotha

We close with a band that's hardly known for anthems and certainly not known for its hooks (at least not vocal hooks). While this song does have a pretty spectacular vocal melody in the chorus, it distances itself from the rest of the songs on the list in that it's most anthemic parts and aspects are instrumental. Some of the guitar lines and melodies in this song are more anthemic than some of the hooks in other songs on the list. I dare you not to hum along with the powerful hook that closes out the song.

Candidates for the Top 10 of 2010 (and, for good measure, 2009)

The National - High Violet
Janelle Monae - The ArchAndroid
Joanna Newsom - Have One On Me
Big Boi - Sir Lucious Left Foot: The Son of Chico Dusty
Beach House - Teen Dream
The Arcade Fire - The Suburbs
The Tallest Man On Earth - Wild Hunt
The Black Keys - Brothers
Flying Lotus - Cosmogramma
Blind Guardian - At the Edge of Time
The Fall - Your Future, Our Clutter
The White Stripes - Under the Great White Northern Lights
Anathema - We're Here Because We're Here
The Roots - How I Got Over
Laurie Anderson - Homeland
Deftones - Diamond Eyes
Johnny Cash - American VI: Ain't No Grave
Gorillaz - Plastic Beach
Nas & Damian Marley - Distant Relatives
Drive-By Truckers - The Big To-Do
She & Him - Volume Two
Kayo Dot - Coyote
The Hold Steady - Heaven Is Whenever
Matt Skiba - Demos
Torche - Songs for Singles
Jimmy Eat World - Invented
Envy - Recitation
Kylesa - Spiral Shadow

and since I never made a top 10 of 2009:

Mastodon - Crack the Skye
Animal Collective - Merriweather Post Pavilion
Grizzly Bear - Veckatimest
Converge - Axe to Fall
The Flaming Lips - Embryonic
Raekwon - Only Built 4 Cuban Linx...Pt. II
Natural Snow Buildings - Shadow Kingdom
Kylesa - Static Tensions
Ghost Brigade - Isolation Songs
Riverside - Anno Domini High Definition
maudlin of the Well - Part the Second
Transatlantic - The Whirlwind
Dinosaur Jr. - Farm
Mos Def - The Ecstatic
Alice In Chains - Black Gives Way to Blue
Isis - Wavering Radiant
Between the Buried and Me - The Great Misdirect
Ancestors - Of Sound Mind
Phoenix - Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix
Thrice - Beggars
Mono - Hymn to the Immortal Wind
Dredg - The Pariah, the Parrot, the Delusion
Baroness - Blue Record
Porcupine Tree - The Incident
Russian Circles - Geneva
Buried Inside - Spoils of Failure
Wilco - Wilco (The Album)
Propagandhi - Supporting Caste
Lucero - 1372 Overton Park

Derrick's Top Albums of All Time (#20-11)

I know, I know, it's been over three months since the last installment in this series. I'm really slacking on this thing lately. But I FINALLY have gotten back on track and have prepared the next in this wonderful series for all two of you that read this blog (and that's being generous). I swear, honest to god, I'm gonna really try to start making a habit of updating this blog every week. Seriously. Anyway, on with the show...





20. Kayo Dot - Choirs of the Eye

I'd like to think that the small handful of people who actually read this would know enough to take me seriously when I say that Choirs of the Eye is the most musically diverse, eclectic, dynamic mindfuck of an album I've ever heard. There is no possible genre I could assign to this and describing it would be almost as impossible. The songs rollercoaster from classical music to folk to sludge, almost black metal to spacey post-rock, often within the same "song" (I use the term loosely because there are five tracks on the album, one is five minutes and the rest hover around the 11-15 minute mark...so they're really more like movements of a symphony than "songs"). I never thought I'd hear a beautiful trombone solo or brilliant clarinet solo in the same song as heavy metal guitars but the musicianship here is just on such a high level that the grace and flow with which the band bends and contorts between and across genre lines is truly astounding.




19. Godspeed You! Black Emperor - Slow Riot For New Zero Kanada and Lift Yr Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven

Now we get into a few albums of what I consider to be my generation's classical music (although my generation has actual classical music too but whatever just go with me on this): instrumental post-rock. This is more of a classical-styled band in the genre in that they do employ the use of strings very often. Their music...at times is like the soundtrack to the end of the world. In fact their albums often come off as though they could be movie soundtracks and that whatever movie they were the soundtracks to would probably be really fucking good (for the record, post-rock band Explosions In the Sky literally did go that route, doing the soundtrack to Friday Night Lights, which was pretty decent). Slow Riot has a much more melancholy eastern music influence to it which is why I had to put it in a tie with Skinny Fists despite only having 2 "movements" and roughly 27 minutes of music. "Moya" is one of the great buildups of all time and "BBF3" really does literally sound like the soundtrack to the end of the world at times along with featuring a fascinating interview clip with Blaise Bailey Finnegan III (hence "BBF3"). Skinny Fists on the other hand is just full of so much music that I can't really even begin to describe it all...one recommendation I would give is to see if you can find a version that's broken up into movements--the original release of the album has four tracks, each in the 20 minute range, named "Storm", "Static", "Sleep", and "Antennas to Heaven"...however, in the liner notes each of these tracks is divided into "movements" denoted with beginning and ending times in each track for each of its movements..."Storm" is divided into four movements, "Static" into five, "Sleep" into three, and "Antennas to Heaven" contains seven movements. I say get this version because I just find it interesting to see where each movement begins and ends but I guess you could just buy the CD or look up the beginning and ending times online...but whatever it's cool to have.



18. Mono - Walking Cloud and Deep Red Sky, Flag Fluttered and the Sun Shined

Mono is a band that tends to catch a considerable amount of criticism among the more discerning fans of instrumental/post-rock music (along with Explosions In the Sky) for the lack of imagination, innovation, and creativity in their music. As a musician, I can see where they're coming from--Mono tends to rely on a lot of melodic cliches in their chord progressions and often uses and reuses many of the same effects and songwriting methods in many of their songs. All those things aside, however, this band makes some of the most achingly beautiful music you're likely to ever hear and that fact is no more evident than on Walking Cloud and Deep Red Sky, Flag Fluttered and the Sun Shined. Unlike Godspeed You! Black Emperor, this band (and Explosions In the Sky, for that matter) mostly employ the basic rock music instrumental nucleus of two guitars, a bass guitar, and drums--with the occasional sprinkle of strings or piano for ambiance or effect. However, their music is no less powerful for it. "16.12" and "Halcyon (Beautiful Days)" are two of the most inspiring pieces of music on my iPod and I constantly use the latter in mix CDs/tapes and playlists--to me, this song is literally the musical incarnation of falling in love, complete with an epically climactic first kiss toward the end.



17. Converge - Petitioning the Empty Sky

It's kind of amazing to think that this album came out nearly fifteen years ago, in 1996. Talk about being ahead of your time. Many still consider this Converge's best work and while I'm not sure I'd go that far, I can certainly understand the sentiment. It's much more raw and unfettered than anything else they released and you could also make the argument that it's significantly more unorthodox--specifically in terms of Jacob Bannon's tortured vocal delivery. It also has a lot more of the hardcore punk and thrash metal influences of Converge's late 90s output, which, along with the rawness of it, as much as I love all these elements, knocks it down a few pegs for me on my list of this band's best stuff. However, I can't write a synopsis of this album without talking about "The Saddest Day"--in my opinion, one of the greatest songs ever written, not just in hardcore but in all rock music. An epic journey through all corners of the hardcore spectrum, it features at least three of the most undeniably classic moments of hardcore songwriting ever put to tape--the riotous breakdown near the midpoint of the song, the haunting sing-along of "how we get older, how we forget about each other", and finally the irresistibly powerful chant of "EVERY TIME YOU JUSTIFY, ANOTHER GOOD IN YOU DIES."



16. The Beach Boys - Pet Sounds

I'm not much for sugary sweet pop music at all but this right here is an absolute pop masterpiece. If there were a Mount Rushmore of pop records, it would undoubtedly be three Beatles records and this one. We're all familiar with the megahits "Wouldn't It Be Nice" and "God Only Knows", two of the greatest songs of all time. But this record is so, so much more than those songs. The harmonies are achingly beautiful, the hooks are undeniably infectious, and the songwriting is simply masterful. There isn't much I can say about this album that hasn't been said already so I'll just say that if you don't own this album or if you've never heard the whole thing from start to finish then your life simply won't ever be complete until you do.



15. Envy - A Dead Sinking Story

Epic. EPIC. I'm going to attempt to describe this album without using the word "epic" more than ten times--or just typing "EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC" over and over until it forms a paragraph. This is the music of the towering, the majestic, the sublime. It stretches so high over your head that your neck may become sore after extended listens--and most listens to this album are extended with no song (besides the interlude) being less than five minutes, four songs reaching over the seven minute mark, and one (the final song) eclipsing the twelve minute mark. The power and majesty of Envy's melodies are likely to make your hair stand on end and, at times, your jaw drop. No metaphor I could conjure would adequately capture it. No description I could give would be good enough. You have to hear it to believe it.



14. Cave In - Until Your Heart Stops

Keeping with the theme of beautifully complex hardcore records, I give you one that, in my opinion, is one of the best, and quite possibly THE most underrated hardcore record of all time. When you look at it in the context of the album that precedes it (Beyond Hypothermia, a decidedly heavier and more metal-influenced record) and the album that follows it (Jupiter, Cave In's Radiohead-esque left-field turn into the realm of spacey post-rock), it's clear that this album is the stepping stone between the two, combining elements of both of these sounds into one beautifully textured melting pot of awesomeness. The one-two punch of "Moral Eclipse" and "Terminal Deity" kick off the album with perfect attention paid to pacing--in fact, the beginning of this album is consistent with the unwritten rules of mixtape-making which are to start off with a bang, then kick it up a notch, and then pull it back...I think they originally come from High Fidelity though I'm not sure if they originally appear in the movie or the book. The next track does somewhat pull it back, but only in terms of sheer speed and ferocity. "Juggernaut" is another song that I feel belongs on the pantheon of great all time hardcore songs--brilliant riffing, clockwork-perfect time changes, beautifully spacey melodies...just an incredibly well-written song in every aspect. Following that is "The End of Our Rope Is a Noose", an eight-minute odyssey plunging even deeper into the spacey post-rock elements that would dominate the following album. From there, well, it really goes all over the place. The production is perfect, phasing out a lot of treble with very effective results and enhancing the atmosphere with some delicious little experimental loops and studio tricks. I can honestly say I will be listening to this album until MY heart stops! (rimshot)



13. Deftones - White Pony

Here's another very Radiohead-esque left-field turn by a band that, for several years, seemed to evolve into a new and different band with each album they released (see: Adrenaline -> Around the Fur -> White Pony). This band's turn, to me, is probably the most impressive of any, simply because, when they released this starkly experimental album, they were right at the forefront of the "nu metal" movement along with Korn and Rage Against the Machine. To take such a bold artistic risk after developing what was, frankly, a notoriously closed-minded following (by which I mean nu metal fans in general, not Deftones fans, who, to their credit, were always a little more open than the rest, as evidenced by the success of this album) is a truly commendable move to make. Of course, the main reason it was so effective and successful is because it's just that damn good. While it was a very experimental, spacey album, there was certainly no shortage of heavy down-tuned guitars. For every "Digital Bath" or "Rx Queen" or "Teenager" there was a "Feiticeira", an "Elite", and a "Street Carp"--interestingly enough, I just listed tracks 2, 4, and 6 followed by tracks 1, 3, and 5 of White Pony, so that just gives you an idea how much variation there is here. The highlight of the album, for me, is definitely "Passenger" which features guest vocals by Maynard James Keenan of Tool and A Perfect Circle--vocals which, to the untrained ear, are famously all but indecipherable from those of Deftones vocalist Chino Moreno. Another highlight is "Knife Prty", also featuring guest vocals, but these are lent by someone far less famous--a girl working next door to the studio.



12. Dredg - El Cielo

In years past, I used to completely dismiss the idea that this album was better than what I consider to be this bands magnum opus, Leitmotif. As time has gone by, I've softened more and more on that stance until now I'm starting to doubt whether or not I really still think Leitmotif is the better album. I'm not quite ready to relent on my stance that Leitmotif is the band's crowning achievement but I'm starting to see the scales tip that way in my mind. Either way, this album is certainly as brilliantly crafted as its predecessor, if not more so. It definitely is more diverse in its influences and its instrumentation, which I absolutely adore about it. Employing everything from a flute to a trumpet to a saxophone, this album sees the band stretching its creative wings much further out. Singer Gavin Hayes's vocals are also much less raw than they are on the previous album, much more developed and almost operatic, one might say. There are a number of very interesting interludes that lead into the songs that follow them perfectly and there are some very brightly shining moments on here as far as the actual songs. The ones that shine brightest for me are "Triangle" (one of my Top 50 Songs of the 2000s), "Of the Room", "Whoa Is Me", and the epic, aptly-titled album closer, "The Canyon Behind Her."



11. Tool - 10,000 Days

I feel like a lot of the things I'm saying in this series are things I've said a million times before and that people who might have read them before are getting plain sick and tired of. This is one that I actually already said earlier in the series but I have to repeat it to talk about this album also (and considering how long it's been since the entry in which I first said it, I doubt you'll remember it): As much as I loved and still do love Lateralus, [copypaste]I couldn't help thinking it left something to be desired five years removed from the masterpiece of Ænima. I felt like Tool was capable of doing so much better which speaks more to the otherworldly expectations created by Ænima then it does to the actual mediocrity of Lateralus[/copypaste]. As such, when 10,000 Days was released, I absolutely adored it immediately because, to me, this was more like the album I was expecting to hear when I bought Lateralus. This is what Tool is truly capable of--far more focused and scathing and considerably less indulgent than Lateralus. "Vicarious", "Jambi", and "The Pot" rank right up there with the best of Tool's "hits", as powerful and dynamic as anything they've written but also just catchy and accessible enough for rock radio. Meanwhile, "Rosetta Stoned" and "Right In Two" easily belong in the top ten songs Tool has ever written, towering tall alongside fellow epics such as "Third Eye" and "Pushit." "Right In Two" is quite possibly my favorite Tool song lyrically and the tabla solo is so amazing, the only thing better is seeing Danny do it live. It's wonderful to see how far along he's come on the tabla. "Rosetta Stoned", on the other hand, is certainly a fitting title for that song. It's really only something that obsessive Tool fans--read: most real Tool fans--are consciously aware of but this song has pieces of other Tool songs scattered all over the place. That's not to say they sampled other songs or ripped riffs straight out of old songs and pasted them into this one. However there are certainly very distinct homages to many of Tool's songs hidden within the song. Comparisons can be drawn between parts in "Rosetta Stoned" and parts in songs such as "H." and "Third Eye" that are a frequent topic of discussion on Tool message boards--and I would know. In many ways this song really is kind of a "rosetta stone" for Tool's music and a very interesting microcosm of their catalog. Tool has almost become known for these sort of 10+ minute epics that rollercoaster up and down and side to side and upside down countless times and while this is no "Third Eye" it certainly earns its place on the pantheon of Tool epics and helps earn 10,000 Days a spot on this countdown.



Well there you have it. Tune in next week (SERIOUSLY!) for the TOP TEN--very exciting stuff. Until then, enjoy!

"Boner Moments" (150 Songs)

The Assistant - Training Wheels or No Hands
At the Drive-In - Invalid Litter Dept.
At the Gates - Slaughter of the Soul
Bane - Ali v. Frazier III
Baroness - Tower Falls
Between the Buried and Me - Mordecai
Blind Guardian - Noldor (Dead Winter Reigns)
Bright Eyes - Road to Joy
Bruce Springsteen - Thunder Road
City of Caterpillar - ...And You're Wondering How a Top Floor Could Replace Heaven
Converge - Heaven In Her Arms
Converge - The Saddest Day
Converge - My Great Devastator
Converge - Conduit
Converge - Heartless
Converge - Drop Out
Converge - Hope Street
Crestfallen - Scouring For Any Signs of Life
Darkest Hour - The Sadist Nation
Darwin's Waiting Room - All I Have Is Me
Dashboard Confessional - The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most
Deftones - Be Quiet and Drive (Far Away)
Deftones - Beware
Dethklok - Into the Water
Dillinger Escape Plan - The Running Board
Dillinger Four - Fired-Side Chat
Dredg - Triangle
Eighteen Visions - Vanity
Envy - Color of Fetters
Envy - A Far-Off Reason
Every Time I Die - Jimmy Tango's Method
Fear Factory - Edgecrusher
From Autumn to Ashes - Capeside Rock
From Autumn to Ashes - Reflections
From Autumn to Ashes - Short Stories with Tragic Endings
Funeral Diner - Yeah, You Remember That
Funeral Diner - This Truly Is God's Country
Funeral Diner - End on 6
Godspeed You! Black Emperor - Moya
Incubus - Just a Phase
Isis - Altered Course
Isis - So Did We
Jimmy Eat World - A Praise Chorus
Jimmy Eat World - If You Don't, Don't
Jimmy Eat World - Table for Glasses
Jimmy Eat World - Polaris
Jimmy Eat World - 23
Kayo Dot - The Manifold Curiosity
King Crimson - The Court of the Crimson King
Kylesa - The Curse of Lost Days (Part III)
Led Zeppelin - Stairway to Heaven
Less Than Jake - Jen Doesn't Like Me Anymore
Machine Head - Davidian
Majority Rule - The Sin In Grey
Mare - They Sent You
The Mars Volta - Roulette Dares (The Haunt Of)
Metallica - One
Metallica - The Unforgiven
Metallica - Nothing Else Matters
Metallica - The Call of Ktulu (S&M)
Mineral - Parking Lot
Modern Life Is War - The Outsider (A.K.A. Hell Is For Heroes Pt. 1)
Mogwai - Ratts of the Capital
Mono - 16.12
Mono - Halcyon (Beautiful Days)
Mouth of the Architect - Baobab
Mouth of the Architect - No One Wished to Settle Here
Mudvayne - Severed
Neil Perry - Fading Away Like the Rest of Them
Nine Inch Nails - Ruiner
Nine Inch Nails - Somewhat Damaged
Pantera - Cemetary Gates
Pantera - Floods
A Perfect Circle - The Package
Pg. 99 - In Love With An Apparition
Piebald - Grace Kelly with Wings
Pink Floyd - The Great Gig In the Sky
Pink Floyd - Comfortably Numb
The Plastic Mastery - Before the Fall
Queens of the Stone Age - Song for the Dead
Radiohead - You and Whose Army?
Radiohead - Planet Telex
Radiohead - Nude
Radiohead - Paranoid Android
Radiohead - Exit Music (For a Film)
Radiohead - No Surprises
Radiohead - Lucky
Radiohead - The Tourist
Rage Against the Machine - Know Your Enemy
Rage Against the Machine - Wake Up
Rage Against the Machine - Freedom
Refused - Protest Song '68
Refused - Refused Are Fucking Dead
Refused - Tannhauser/Derive
Russian Circles - Death Rides a Horse
Sepultura - Roots Bloody Roots
Shai Hulud - My Heart Bleeds the Darkest Blood
Strike Anywhere - Chalk Line (acoustic)
Sunny Day Real Estate - Seven
Sunny Day Real Estate - In Circles
Sunny Day Real Estate - Song About An Angel
Sunny Day Real Estate - 47
System of a Down - Tentative
System of a Down - Hypnotize
System of a Down - Lonely Day
System of a Down - Soldier Side
System of a Down - Revenga
System of a Down - Violent Pornography
System of a Down - Question!
System of a Down - Sad Statue
System of a Down - Lost In Hollywood
System of a Down - Chop Suey
Thrice - Broken Lungs
Thrice - Daedalus
Thrice - Come All You Weary
Thrice - Circles
Thrice - Doublespeak
Thrice - The Earth Will Shake
Thrice - For Miles
Thrice - Hold Fast Hope
Thrice - Red Sky
Thrice - Lullaby
Thursday - Jet Black New Year
Thursday - Understanding In a Car Crash (live)
Thursday - Autobiography of a Nation
Thursday - A Hole In the World
Thursday - Paris In Flames
Thursday - How Long Is the Night?
Thursday - A Hole In the World (acoustic)
Tool - Eulogy
Tool - H.
Tool - Forty Six & 2
Tool - Hooker with a Penis
Tool - Jimmy
Tool - The Grudge
Tool - Sober
Tool - Vicarious
Tool - Jambi
Tool - Rosetta Stoned
Tool - Right In Two
Vaster Than Empires - The Ground Only Moves When You Walk On It
Vaster Than Empires - Foundation
Weezer - Across the Sea
Weezer - The Good Life
Weezer - El Scorcho
Weezer - Say It Ain't So
Weezer - Only In Dreams
Yaphet Kotto/This Machine Kills/Envy - A Collaboration Song

Top Albums of All Time (#30-21)

Slowly but surely I'm trudging my way through this massive endeavor...some of these entries it's taken me weeks to finish but we'll reach the end, don't worry faithful reader(s)...



30. Blind Guardian - Nightfall In Middle-Earth

There aren't very many albums with direct, significant attachment to the year I spent at UCF, but this is one of them. I have my good friend Rudo to thank for introducing me to this one (I believe this was one of his many "experiments" on me having to do with metal). Now, when most people think of "power metal" (if they even know what that means) they probably tend to think of, say, Dragonforce (specifically "Through the Fire and the Flames", the fabled Guitar Hero pinnacle)--maybe Rhapsody if you're really into power metal. Blind Guardian is pretty high on the list of most popular power metal bands as well but this album is really like few others in the genre. It's a concept album based on J.R.R. Tolkien's almost textbook-like (or bible-like) history of the Elves, The Silmarillion. Musically it truly is a worthy companion to the book, full of epic, and really quite emotional songs that feature everything from dramatic choir parts fused with very Middle-Earth-esque folk music elements (that makes sense, right? sure.) to towering, beautiful metal riffing. As cheesy as high-pitched 80s-style singing can be, Hansi makes it work beautifully as he really does have a phenomenal voice even if he's a male soprano (I dunno if he actually is or not, that's just as high as the voicings go as far as I know...SHUT UP, THAT'S WHY). My favorite song is easily "Noldor (Dead Winter Reigns)" but "Blood Tears" and "Time Stands Still (At the Iron Hill)" are up there too, as is "Nightfall." Not something that's necessarily for everyone...not because it's too extreme but because we tend to have a very specific paradigm about this style of music that makes us just automatically laugh at it. However, I hope you can trust me enough at this point to listen to this from beginning to ending before making up your mind about power metal--although, to be fair, there is no power metal album anywhere near as good as this one (I mean, technically that's my opinion, but there's a degree of objectivity to that claim as well, specifically among people that listen to a lot of this kind of stuff). ANYWAY. Check it out.



29. Mare - Mare

It breaks my heart so much when a band THIS talented never garners enough popularity to release anything more than a 5-song EP. I can't imagine what this band could have grown into over the years so all we have to go on is this insanely eclectic and musically accomplished EP. For starters, the five songs clock in at just under 25 minutes, roughly five minutes a song (and one of them is just under three minutes). This band is simply crushing, monolithic, mindbending, and beautiful all at once somehow. They don't have the fastest guitar playing or the most technical drumming but the outrageous chords that the guitarist uses and the things they do with timing (and lack there-of) are ridiculous. The vocals can be very harsh and abrasive but they can also be incredibly serene so if you're ok with screaming, dive right in, otherwise, tread carefully. Still, everyone should give this band a shot on sheer musicianship and songwriting because they were one of the best that heavy music has produced recently and almost no one has really ever heard of them.



28. The Beatles - Revolver

This album was actually released right before The Beatles' last tour ever but the songs were so complex that none of them were played on the tour. It's the mark of a creative turning point in The Beatles career. I mean what more can I really say about this record at this point? "Eleanor Rigby" is a mainstay on "Greatest Songs of All Time" lists--and with good reason. Eastern philosophy ("I'm Only Sleeping") and music ("Love You To") begin to creep their way into the Fab Four's pop sound, creating something revolutionary that would lead right into the groundbreaking Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. The album is marked by complex arrangements and groundbreaking studio techniques. As Richie Unterberger of Allmusic so eloquently put it: "In many respects, Revolver is one of the very first psychedelic LPs--not only in its numerous shifts in mood and production texture, but in its innovative manipulation of amplification and electronics to produce new sounds on guitars and other instruments." Couldn't have said it better myself.



27. Smashing Pumpkins - Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness

I guess if I'm going to talk about this album the first thing I (begrudgingly) have to talk about is Billy Corgan's voice. I know, I know, it used to annoy me too. The thing is that when you have a band this talented who are this good at writing songs, you tend to look past someone with an annoying voice--or at least I do but music always tends to be the star of the show for me and I know not everyone is like that. The other thing is...well...Billy Corgan can actually sing really well. That is, when he's not doing that high pitched wailing thing (but even that kind of grows on you). You don't have to go far into the album to recognize this; "Tonight, Tonight" is the first (actual) song on the record and one of Corgan's best vocal performances. But ANYWAY, the point I really want to make is that there are SO many songs on this album that are SO good that you would be doing yourself a disservice by writing it off because of the vocals. We've all heard the singles but there are so, so many great songs other than those. Once again, you don't have to go far, because tucked away in between the singles on the front end of the first disc are "Jellybelly" and "Here Is No Why", two of my favorite Pumpkins songs. Track 2 of the second disc is "Bodies", another perfect example of this band's songwriting greatness. They're littered all over the two discs of Mellon Collie; "To Forgive"; "Fuck You (An Ode to No One)"; "Where Boys Fear to Tread"; "Thirty-Three"; "Thru the Eyes of Ruby"; and a song that is, in my opinion, one of the best ever written: "1979." Double albums tend to be overrated as these epic sprawling artistic statements by simple virtue of the fact that they're double albums. What's actually underrated to me is when a band puts out a double album that never gets tired or dull and is filled from top to bottom with quality material. Very few bands are able to accomplish this. Nine Inch Nails did it with The Fragile. Red Hot Chili Peppers did it with Stadium Arcadium. And Smashing Pumpkins did it with Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness.



26. Dream Theater - Metropolis Pt. II: Scenes From a Memory

What an epic journey this one is. Better fasten your seat belts. Ever heard of a heavy metal record that sounds like a Broadway musical? I know it doesn't make any sense right now but once you hear it, it will. For one thing, all the lyrics are composed in the format of a play--I mean characters and a script and the whole deal. It's a concept album, obviously but moreso than that it's a sequel to a song that appears on the band's 1992 album Images and Words called "Metropolis Pt. I: The Miracle and the Sleeper." You see, the Miracle and the Sleeper are the two main characters of this opus. The story is way too intricate to go into at any length but if you want to read more about it, check out the wikipedia page for the album. This record is a trip, to say the least. A musically and technically brilliant journey through a riveting story told not only through words but through music. And an incredibly rewarding one.



25. Stone Temple Pilots - Purple

For my money, this is easily STP's best album. Core gets most of the attention (not all of it positive) but I feel like this is when the band found the sound they wanted; something original but familiar. Scott Weiland definitely found his voice on this record, shedding all comparisons to Pearl Jam's Eddie Vedder. My favorite song is probably the desolate, ghost town feel of "Big Empty"--a song that was featured in the second Crow movie. "Still Remains" is one of the most underrated STP songs and also a very meaningful song to me. "Interstate Love Song is impossible not to love. "Silvergun Superman" provides this album's "Piece of Pie"--i.e. it's the heaviest song on the record and one of the best. Actually, I take it back...my favorite song is definitely "Kitchenware and Candybars." Absolutely positively beautiful song with a phenomenal guitar solo. I actually got to see them play this song live and after seeing that I feel inclined to say this might be one of my 100 favorite songs ever.




24. Thrice - The Artist In the Ambulance and The Alchemy Index

Thrice has certainly gone through a lot of evolution over their 10+ year career. What we have here are essentially step 2 and step 4 of the progression (excluding Identity Crisis and First Impressions). Step 1 was the somewhat generic Illusion of Safety and The Artist In the Ambulance was the next logical progression from that. The sound is still a bit predictable but it's still done really well. The songs are irresistibly catchy, many are quite powerful, and for the first time, the band started using some complex rhythmic structures in their songs. Lyrically speaking, many of the songs speak to the theme of the record (and the title track). The Artist In the Ambulance was the album where the band first decided to start donating half the profits to a chosen charity and the content reflects that. The title track is a perfect example of the overall theme of this record, with lines such as "I know that this can be more than just flashing lights and sound." "Cold Cash, Colder Hearts" also speaks to this theme, musing very bitterly and sarcastically about the supposed unimportance of other countries and their people and their cultures. There are also some far more personal songs such as "All That's Left" and another personal song to me, "Stare At the Sun." Track 8 is a song based on the story of Icarus and Daedalus seemingly told from the point of view of Icarus. It's a very exuberant, uplifting song...just the first verse is enough to always give me goosebumps:

I've waited for this moment all my life and more
And now I see so clearly what I could not see before
The time is now or never and this chance won't come again
Throw caution and myself into the wind...

And that's a perfect lead-in to The Alchemy Index (released after the brilliant Vheissu, which was released after The Artist In the Ambulance), which features, in my opinion, one of the five best songs Thrice ever wrote, "Daedalus"--which is, of course, the story as heard from the point-of-view of Icarus's father, Daedalus ("son, please keep a steady wing, you know you're the only one that means anything to me...steer clear of the sun or you'll find yourself in the sea"). The Alchemy Index is a very unique collection of four six-song EPs, each sonically and thematically dedicated to one of the four elements--Volume I is Fire, Volume II is Water, Volume III is Air, and Volume IV is "Earth." A really interesting concept and perfectly executed. Volume I features a collection of very "fiery", heavy, impassioned songs with names such as "Firebreather", "The Arsonist", and "Burn the Fleet" (another incredibly uplifting song based on the story of Napoleon telling his men to burn their ships before an invasion). Volume II is dreamy and, well, "watery" sounding. The definite highlights are "Digital Sea" and "Open Water" but I feel this might be the most complete disc because "Lost Continent" and "The Whaler" are both beautifully melancholy, dreamy songs and "Night Diving" may be one of the most compelling songs on The Alchemy Index, a slow, heavy, plodding, melancholy, instrumental romp through Isis-like heavy tones. The title is really fitting because the song definitely sounds like a night dive. Volume III is where "Daedalus" is and also starts off with one of Thrice's most powerful songs, "Broken Lungs", which is clearly lyrically centered around 9/11 conspiracy theories--two very interesting songs for an "Air" themed album. "Earth" is probably the best accomplishment of the four EPs, as it's a mostly acoustic, very folky, dustbowl-esque sound that Thrice has never really explored before but do so very capably. Two beautifully melancholy opening songs then a phenomenal folky cover of a Frodus song called "The Earth Isn't Humming." A short interlude follows and then yet another wonderfully uplifting song, "Come All You Weary." This song is described by vocalist/lyricist Dustin Kensrue as reflecting his attitude toward his music--he wants to be that shining light that all the people in dark places turn to in order to help brighten their lives. I can't really think of a more noble pursuit as an artist. There's one more thing I have to add about this quadruple album: each four-song EP is ended with a song in the form of a sonnet, each of which is sung in the same melody but in different keys, and each of which is written from the point of view of the element of the given EP. Easily the most powerful and effective of the four sonnets is the very last song of the record, "Child of Dust":

Dear prodigal you are my son and I
Supplied you not your spirit but your shape;
All Eden's weath arrayed before your eyes
I fathomed that you wanted to escape.

And though I only ever gave you love,
Like every child you've chosen to rebel;
Uprooted flowers and filled the holes with blood;
Ask for not whom they toll the solemn bells.

But child of dust your mother now returns
For every seed must die before it grows;
And though above the world may toil and turn,
No prying spade will find you here below.

Now safe beneath their wisdom and their feet;
Here i will teach you truly how to sleep


(apologies for the photo, the biggest one I could find was 110x110 so I stretched it out to 500x500 for the sake of consistency)

23. The Plastic Mastery - In the Fall of Unearthly Angels

I first heard of this band when I saw them at Orlando Fest in 2003. This was the first out-of-town music festival I would ever travel to and I think it might have actually been the first road trip I ever took without any members of my family. Now, when I say music festival, you have to understand that this thing was held in a courtyard at Rollins College and hosted about, oh, roughly 200-300 kids altogether. Most of the bands that played aren't bands you've ever heard of (except for Against Me!, but this was long before they had become popular outside the underground punk/DIY scene). I remember being impressed by the fact that they featured a trumpet and a keyboard in addition to guitar, bass, drums, and vocals and I remember being slightly reminded of The Get Up Kids when I saw them for some reason. Other than that, I don't remember much other than being very impressed by them. The record actually took some getting used to because it's very lo-fi indie pop with very little bass and lots of treble. However, the songs are so exuberant and so emotional and the entire record is put together so well that it's easy to look past the production if you try. The highlights for me are the three-songs-in-one punch of "Yeah, Tonight"/"Remember That Night When I Thought I Was Going To Die?"/"The Bomb Song" as well as the widely spaced triumvirate (Tracks 1, 8, and 13 out of 13) of "Before the Fall" (a phenomenally joyous opening song), the title track, and the solemn closer, "After the Fall." Another one of my favorites is a song that meant a lot to me when I first went off to college--and you'll see why when you hear it, with the repeated singing of "there is so much more to life than this place"--"Light Above Your Head."



22. The Clash - London Calling

There are a pretty select group of bands that are talked about among the pioneers of punk rock music--usually something along the lines of The Ramones, Sex Pistols, and maybe The Stooges if the person knows what they're talking about. Oh, yeah, and The Clash. "The only band that mattered," as the saying goes. As much as this record means to punk rock, it goes so far beyond that label. The influences are incredibly diverse to the point where almost every song seems to delve into a different genre. The anthemic rock romp of "London Calling" and "Clampdown", the swinging "Jimmy Jazz" and "Rudie Can't Fail", the solemn but infectious rock of "Spanish Bombs" and "Lost In the Supermarket"...and that's only side one of the record. For my money there is no punk rock record that even comes close to being as good as London Calling and anyone who is a fan of music owes it to themselves to hear this.




21. Weezer - Blue Album and Pinkerton

I swear I tried really, really hard to find a reason to put one of these ahead of the other. The temptation is to put Pinkerton a little ahead because it's a little more complete and more personal to me. Really I was pretty close to putting Pinkerton ahead but the more I thought about it, tracks 7-10 on Blue Album make that nearly impossible. There aren't many people at this point that haven't heard "Say It Ain't So" and with good reason, that song is an absolute classic and one of the best ever written. "In the Garage" is nerdcore at it's absolute finest and "Holiday" is a classic 6/8 time power pop anthem. Then the album ends with easily the best Weezer song ever written, "Only In Dreams." Clocking in at just under 8 minutes, "Only In Dreams" is every awkward teenager's theme song for his woes with women and features one of the all time great basslines in a song. Now, obviously Blue Album is more than just those four songs--everyone loves "Buddy Holly" and "Undone (The Sweater Song)", myself included (even if I consider those songs a little overrated). Not only that but one of the most underrated Weezer songs by far is "The World Has Turned and Left Me Here." Speaking of underrated Weezer songs, another one that deserves mention is "Across the Sea"--one of those songs that means a LOT to me personally. Pinkerton in general, to me, is the more complete album and also is the Weezer sound I like best. I absolutely love the huge, buzzsaw guitars and the dark, introspective content that this band was never really able to recapture (only coming even remotely close with Make Believe). Songs like "Getchoo", "No Other One", and especially "Falling For You" can STILL give me goosebumps and make me feel irrepressibly nostalgic. It makes me feel so privileged to have had the opportunity to see this band live back in 2001, just before Green Album came out and they started to progressively suck worse and worse (only redeeming themselves to a marginal degree with Make Believe) and was able to witness them play a set composed entirely of songs from these first two albums (with the exception of a small 4-5 song portion of the set dedicated to "new songs" i.e. songs from Green Album). Not only that but I was blessed enough to see them come out for their encore by playing "Only In Dreams." One of those most incredible moments of my life--but we'll save that story for another entry.



WHEW! Another entry in the books. I gotta say, guys, it usually takes me a couple days to even get through these things. Like one day I'll actually make the list of the albums I'm gonna do for the current entry and put in all the html for the pictures and what not. The next week or two I'll spend procrastinating or just writing about 2-3 descriptions every 2-3 days. By the time I have one finished entry it's at least two weeks after I wanted to post it. So I really, really hope that SOMEONE is reading this because it's hard to motivate myself to do this thing without an audience. Point being if ANYONE has any comments or questions, please feel free to post them here or wherever you want to where you think I'll see them. The whole reason I'm doing this is to receive feedback as well as to share my love and knowledge of music with people who I think will appreciate it. So hopefully to that end I'm doing something right. Let me know.

Tune in next week when we crack the Top 20...just taking a look at #20-11 right now I'm pretty excited for the opportunity to talk my head off about all of these albums...hopefully that will motivate me enough to actually finish the next entry in the next week...I wouldn't bet money on it though...ciao!

Summer Festival Band Recommendations

So I saw a piece today on Facebook...something about "10 Reasons You Should Wake Up Before Noon @ Coachella"...and I read it and I thought, man, I could make way better band recommendations to my friends than these dudes. So I decided I would write up a list of band recommendations for Coachella. But then I thought, you know, I know several people going to Coachella, but I probably know just as many people going to Lollapalooza or Bonnaroo. And for the record, I know there are way more summer festivals than those three (probably most of them you've never even heard of...there's actually a website that lists all of them) but I'm gonna stick with these three cuz they're the "Big Three" so to speak and they have the best/biggest line-ups for me to pluck gems out of to show you, my loyal reader(s)...so here they are:

COACHELLA - April 16th-18th (in other words, it starts tomorrow, hence why it's first)

FRIDAY



Baroness - 2:00-2:45pm - Mojave Stage

-Prepare to witness one of the ultimate creative forces in heavy music today. Influences that range from Neurosis to Motorhead to Emerson Lake and Palmer to god knows what else...they incorporate so many elements from crushing southern rock riffs to epic, towering guitar harmonies of the 70s that crash land into heart-wrenching twinkly/fuzzy indie rock passages and everything in between. MAYBE if you're not into heavy music this might not be your cup of tea. But even you should still watch this band just in case.

She & Him - 5:45-6:35pm - Outdoor Theatre -OR- The Dillinger Escape Plan - 5:45-6:30pm - Gobi Stage

-First, for the brave and bold, The Dillinger Escape Plan are a very avant garde hardcore/metal band. I've grown less interested in this band since they got a new vocalist and a new direction but they're still a major creative force in heavy music and worth taking in if you're really into that kind of mindfuck-y abrasive music. According to recent setlists they apparently still play "Sugar Coated Sour" and "43% Burnt" so when you hear the vocalist say "this is an old song", I suggest you move forward a bit (not too close though...seriously...)

-She & Him is the retro folk/pop duo of prolific folk/indie songwriter M. Ward and prolific actress and incredible voice (which isn't news to anyone who's seen pretty much any of her movies because they always seem to find some excuse to have her sing) Zooey Deschanel. They do a few really cute covers of old pop songs but a lot of the songs are actually written by Zooey herself. The band was actually formed when Ward heard her sing in Elf and called her up only to find out she had a whole bunch of songs written that she'd never done anything with. I highly recommend this band, not just because Zooey has a beautiful, adorable voice but because the songs are seriously really good.

The Specials - 6:20-7:20pm - Coachella Stage

-Simply one of the best, most influential ska bands ever. They formed in England in the late 70s and were a far more political band than most ska bands at the time. They had a huge impact on the so-called "Third Wave" of ska (ska-punk) because their sound featured a "danceable ska and rocksteady beat with punk's energy and attitude" which was a huge influence on later ska-punk bands. They also were unique in that, on their second album, More Specials, they experimented with sounds that were a departure from their straight up ska sound. According to wikipedia: "The album featured a more experimental approach; including influences from pop music, New Wave, and muzak. Their 'lounge music' style would later be an influence on bands to come. The Specials also experimented with what could be described as dark, almost psychedelic reggae." I know a lot of my friends are into dancey music, specifically reggae. I would highly recommend that those friends take in this band's set and dance (skank) the night away.

Lucero - 6:50-7:40pm - Mojave Stage

-Don't ever let anyone tell you that all country music sucks. This band is your evidence. Now when I say country, you have to understand, this band is way, WAY more depressing (and drunk) than any country music you've probably heard before. But it's also a lot more heartfelt and infinitely better written (including some really amazing lyrics). Don't be surprised if the singer is too drunk to stand up and plays most of the set from a bar stool but trust me when I tell you it won't hinder his ability to sing or play his beautiful music.


SATURDAY

Porcupine Tree - 1:35-2:25pm - Outdoor Theatre

-I dunno if it's a good idea or not that the first thing I tell you about this band is that they're often hailed as this generation's Pink Floyd. According to wikipedia, "Wilson would later lament this, stating 'I can't help that. It's true that during the period of The Sky Moves Sideways, I had done a little too much of it in the sense of satisfying, in a way, the fans of Pink Floyd who were listening to us because that group doesn't make albums any more. Moreover, I regret it.'" Since then they've gone on to forge a much more focused, very distinct and unique sound that combines elements of classic, progressive, and psychedelic rock with some elements of heavy metal. Easily one of the most interesting bands in existence right now, especially in the realm of "heavy" music (if you can even call them heavy, which is debatable).



Faith No More - 7:55-8:45 - Coachella Stage

-I feel like I have to tell everyone to watch Faith No More even though I probably don't have to. Those of you that think Faith No More is a one-hit wonder absolutely need to watch them. This is easily one of the most influential bands of all time and probably the most under-appreciated of all the most influential bands of all time. It's impossible to downplay the influence or importance of this band and of its vocalist and driving force Mike Patton to the landscape of current music. Mike Patton has been colonizing untapped pieces of the realm of Left Field within the world of music since the late 80s and hasn't let up since, hammering out albums with such avant garde (and self-founded) groups as Mr. Bungle, Fantomas, and Tomahawk, releasing numerous solo records and even recording a short EP with The Dillinger Escape Plan. His output is beyond prolific. What else can I say, if you miss Faith No More, kill yourself.

I'm going to save myself the effort of telling everyone to watch Muse and Devo since they're headliners...but god help you if you still decide to miss them because there's really no excuse (especially for Muse, who conflict with almost no one else...I'm sure a lot of people will miss Devo for Tiesto which makes me want to stab someone but that's life, isn't it?)


SUNDAY



Sunny Day Real Estate - 4:45-5:30pm - Outdoor Theatre

-I'm glad I'm doing this one last because, honestly, if you don't listen to ANY of my other recommendations, please, PLEASE listen to this one. One of the pioneers of the original "emo" sound (not the whiney pop punk bands that people refer to as "emo" now...what was originally "emo" is basically now referred to loosely as indie rock) and one of the most capable collections of musical and songwriting talent ever assembled. I would say that if you miss this band you'll be sorry, but the only way for you to know how sorry you would be for missing them is if you actually didn't miss them. So I guess it's your call. But if you do miss them, I reserve the right to call you a moron as I rub your nose in the Diary album like a pee-stain on your better judgement.



BONNAROO - June 10th-13th (this seems to be the ugly stepsister of the other two that not as many people are interested in which is oddly fitting considering it's FOUR days, not three, it's CHEAPER than the other two, and has by FAAAR the best line-up of the three...at least in my opinion...no schedule yet since it's in June so this will be altogether)

Tenacious D

-OK if I really have to tell you to see this band, you're probably fucking retarded.

The Flaming Lips performing Dark Side of the Moon featuring Stardeath and White Dwarfs

-I don't think I really have to explain this one very much either. If you're not a fan of The Flaming Lips, do yourself a favor and pick up Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots. Other than that, there's no reason not to miss this, it's going to be a once in a lifetime experience.

Damian Marley and Nas

-Once again, no explanation necessary. This is one of the coolest things ever conceived. I wish I could see this. Fuck you if you see it. Fuck you harder if you don't.

The National

-A really terrific dream pop band in the vein of The Smiths. Velvety smooth songs with velvety smooth vocals to soothe the soul and make the hair on the back of your neck stand up.

Dropkick Murphys

-Working class punk rock meets Irish folk music. Most people know who this band is because of that song from the movie The Departed so I probably don't have to tell everyone about them but seriously, if you haven't seen this band's live show, you're only getting half the experience. Just pray that they open with "For Boston."

She & Him

-see above

Against Me!

-For those of you that haven't noticed the "folk punk explosion" (to no fault of your own), allow me to introduce the poster child of this movement. They've long since departed from their folk punk roots (rooted firmly in the Gainesville punk rock scene that built itself up around No Idea Records and vice versa) but they can still write damn good songs, as evidenced by their 2005 album Searching for a Former Clarity (which almost makes up for their lackluster 2007 album New Wave).



GWAR

-Gosh What A Racket! Don't be fooled by their music...it's fun but it's nothing special. But if you miss this extravaganza, you might not even need me to tell you that you should kill yourself. If you're into massive medieval aliens cutting off Saddam Hussein's head, disemboweling George Bush, stroking giant alien penises and jizzing all over your face (don't worry it's just colored water), then what the fuck are you waiting for?!

The Melvins

-One of the most influential underground bands of all time. Mostly influenced a lot of heavy "sludge" metal bands but were also cited by Kurt Cobain as a major influence on Nirvana, especially their major label debut, Bleach. This band isn't gonna be for everyone but if you love HEAVY and LOUD then go check out The Melvins.

Isis

-In my opinion, Isis is arguably the greatest creative force in underground heavy music today (Baroness is up there too). They have a sludgey heavy metal sound but are also well known for spacey/melodic soundscapes within the suffocating sludge sound. They have influenced a plethora of bands from Cult of Luna to Mouth of the Architect to Baroness to Pelican and the list goes on. No one has done what this band has done better than they have done it and that alone is worth checking out.

Baroness

-see above

Lucero

-see above



LOLLAPALOOZA - August 6th-8th (the "big one" so to speak...mostly because of the history behind it...speaking of which, I really, REALLY wish this was still a touring festival...sigh...)




The Arcade Fire

-Yeah, they're pretty popular and they're one of the headliners so I shouldn't have to say this but dammit, you have to see this band. Considering how successful they've gotten, how accessible they are, and yet how creative and unique they are, I'd have no problem saying this is one of the best bands in music, all things considered. Funeral is an absolutely brilliant album worthy of all the praise its gotten. If you've never heard of this band but you've seen the movie Where the Wild Things Are, or even just seen the trailer, the song in that trailer is "Wake Up" from the Funeral album and it's an incredible, joyous song by an incredible, joyous band that will undoubtedly put a smile on your face.

Social Distortion

-One of the pioneers of the hardcore punk explosion of the 1980s. Extremely important band that you owe it to yourself to at least watch for a little bit.

The National

-see above

Devo

-see above

Drive-By Truckers

-Another really, really good country band (like Lucero) but this one is much more on the rock side of the spectrum. Awesome, exuberant alt-country with all the different elements rooted in country music. "The Righteous Path" is one song I just can't seem to stop listening to from their latest album Brighter Than Creation's Dark.



Well, that about rounds it out. There are obviously bands missing like Soundgarden and Green Day for Lolla and other headliners that I didn't think necessitated a mention but for the most part these are the majority of bands that you should talk yourself into seeing if you're lucky enough to be at any of these festivals (nevermind who you were originally planning on seeing, these bands are better :P).

Tune in next week for Derrick's Top Albums of All Time #30-21!!!